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Like wtf is that knot on my finger? Where the fuck did that come from? Ear hair? not goin there.Ahh really Im probably doing better physically at least than most.Can always hope the $ fails soon.

Like wtf is that knot on my finger? Where the fuck did that come from? Ear hair? not goin there.Ahh really Im probably doing better physically at least than most.Can always hope the $ fails soon.

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Lol! Im 50 in 2 mnths. I hurt all over. I work outside doin shit that keeps me alive until it kills me. Speakin of which...im puttin the kayak back in the water. Remember, "nobody gets out alive". Enjoy what you can, while you can.

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I never see any niggers when I'm kayaking.

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Random back shit. Knee stuff. Leg nerve stuff. Not being able to withstand environmental pollution or tough food or alcohol as well as used to.

We will all die. No one wants to live like they will die.

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or alcohol , man kill me now. So tell us where did you have your best muffaletta? Mine was in memphis.

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Ear hair and nose hair are weird. You don't have them when you are young, so why get them when you are old? If you didn't need them at 20, why do you need them at 60? Makes no sense.

I used to look at old people moving around, and wonder why they moved so slowly. I thought, they must be stiff. Then I got older, and I realized, old people move like that because they are in pain. It's not stiffness, it's pain. Pain makes them look stiff. When you are old, you can lie in one position on a bed, and it will start to hurt. It never hurt when you were young, but when you get old even lying down can be painful.

Sometimes, a pain will come from nowhere, for no reason at all. You'll be sitting, and you'll get a stabbing pain in your ankle, or your thigh, or wherever. It will stab for a few seconds, then just as suddenly as it came, it goes away. It comes for no reason and goes for no reason.

Getting gray sucks as well. You go from being dark-haired with a touch of gray, to being gray-haired with a touch of dark. I'm lucky, though. God gifted me with the best hair known to mankind. It's not even starting to thin anywhere. I'll have a full head of hair when I die.

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How old are you? 40? 45?

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lol 40 is old.....I thought it was 30!

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Fuck, keep dreaming. Born in 59 which is kinda cool cause it adds another decade I was alive. Always worked physically outside, bet I can whoop your ass prettyboy. :)

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Oh yeah? FITE ME IRL! Go ahead, make my day.

PS - don't let YourJewish know you're a boomer, he'll get really triggered.

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seriously I was laughing about this. a boomer, wtf does that even mean, I didndonuffin

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Fucking ear hair... just starting for me.

I can manage by yabking em out as I see em, but not sure how long I can stay on top of it.

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Just embrace it dude.

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When it gets long enough, you can wind it into little gray cone-shaped tufts that stick out from your ears about an inch or so. It's a look.

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I was at my friends house and he started talking about metamucil.

Ok now I'm officially old. My fukn friends are carrying on about fukn metamucil.

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46.. 180 pounds 6 foot 2.. can run a mile no problem. bench 275 pounds. Played college basketball. have torn both acl and 2 ankle surguries. In better shape then 97% of the population at any age group. Get to living

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Im not in bad shape dude.

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Good keep crushing. Get in as good of shape as possible shit is gonna hit the fan in the near future

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Woke up with the most intense pain in my top thumb joint, couldn't move it and couldn't grab anything.

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I read all 14 comments. Fuck you faggots. I'm older than all y'all.

Have you considered having your dick removed surgically? Burn that ear hair off with a Bic lighter. Drink whisky and beer until your liver turns constipation into a liquid stream. Locate all kikes in your area in their mansions using Google maps. Buy crates of Spam. (shoulder pork all meat... it's not Kosher). Go fishing. Go to the beach and gawk at those cunts in the string bikinis. Let them see you gawking. Laugh at them.

Age is just a social construct.