Men's clothing should be functional.
- No sagging pants.
- No sleeves that come below the wrists.
- No tight, constricting clothing.
- No platform shoes.
- No lifts.
- No earrings.
- No nose rings.
- No tongue piercings.
- No nipple piercings.
- No penis piercings.
- No tattoos.
- No long hair.
- No dyed hair.
- No wigs.
- No man-buns.
- No long beards.
- No braided hair or beards.
- No jewelry of any kind.
Men's clothing should be functional.
- Sagging pants to broadcast a chill vibe
- Sleeves that come below the wrists to carry concealed like a crazy taxi driver.
- Tight, constricting clothing to enhance aerodynamistacy
- Platform shoes to hedge against heightist societal tendencies.
- Lifts to maintain healthy arches.
- Earrings to easily transport precious metals and gems.
- Nose rings ditto
- Tongue piercings ditto
- Nipple piercings ditto
- Penis piercings ditto
- Jewelry of any kind ditto
- Tattoos to remember crypto key or wtv
- Long hair so you can change your appearance as needed see also:
- Dyed hair.
- Wigs.
- Man-buns.
- Long beards.
- Braided hair or beards.
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