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LOL! There is so much that is perfect about this post. Well done!

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I had intended to offer a free Walmart inspired virtual wife beater T-shirt with every donation over twenty five bucks, but to date, my fundraising efforts have not met my low expectations. has claimed a 90% cut of all donations, and so far his share hasn't exceeded zero dollars. I blame for not endorsing this worthy cause.

Conclusion ... Poalr Bears can't see a golden opportunity when it's presented to them!

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Ha!

I'll get right on that!

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Here at Poal.co we reserve the right to collect 90% of donations to this event.

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I'm not real good at math ... but so far your share has exceeded it's goal and stands at zero dollars. Poal consists of a bunch of cheap bastards when presented with a real opportunity to do the right thing.

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Nah just a lazy good for nothing admin who hasn’t setup a donation system, it’s not like I’ve been shut down on every platform I’ve tried to use or anything.

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But how will you finance the Poal Groundhog Day festivities. I'm worried the carnival may not happen!