Yeah yeah, I know I should be a leader. I'm too old for this shit. You fine young ones lead the way.
E: Alexander the Great conquered the world at 28? Yeah, I'm 48. You fucking fight. Cunts.
Older than you and not done fighting.
Who said I was done fighting? I might have implied that. I still have a razzle dazzle left.
You think I am giving up?! Haha. Not a chance.
E: I plan on going to my grave as a true Viking.
E2: And Cheers fellow old man!
Whats this grave shit. They used to make skeletons for Dr's office from live bones. I want to be one of those and stored forever. Its already in my will and we are looking into how to make it happen. The person in my will must agree to take and store my skeleton and pass it to their grandchildren if they have them.
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