Ol' armed robbery was literally nick named "The Jogger". That was his MO.
On Voat, we started calling niggers "joggers" when we first heard of this bullshit excuse about the gud boi who dindu nuffin.
Months later, we find out that this nigger had been doing this for a while, and had gained a reputation in the area, and was already nicknamed "the jogger" by the locals.
This might've been the first moment I laughed with true joy in quite some time. Joggers gonna jog.
If he was a real jogger he could’ve ran for real and gotten away.
Game. Set. Match.
He also wouldn't have been wearing workboots, cargo shorts with a fuckload of pockets (lots of room to put stolen tools), and carrying a hammer, and doing this in a place 23 minutes driving from his home.
I also remember hearing that this area where he was scoping out required a vehicle to get to- I've been wondering how he actually got there. An accomplice drives him into the area, drops him off, lets him go scope/steal, and then meets him somewhere for the getaway?
Nigger looked like he was running for something when the heroes cut him off. But in that moment, the nig decided to nog- he dropped his hammer (idk why he did this, maybe it was an accident) and charges the two armed men, runs around the front of the truck and grabs the shotgun by the barrel. He hit the hero like 3 times in the face before the hero was able to level the gun and put a wad in the jogger's belly. Surprisingly, the nigger went on to continue grappling/punching... but then you can see the life start leaving him. You can practically see his blood pressure dropping as he stumbles off and finally collapses, never to jog or nog again.
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