I feel like a tablet is more akin to a manpurse, and a purpose-built laptop is more like a satchel. But I'm biased since I sometimes travel with a laptop for work.

No, tablets are faggy. There's no such thing as a man-purse, it's just a purse.

Cell phones are the manpurse of computing. Laptops are the backpack of computing. Walking around with either makes you kind of a douchebag, but at least you can do more with the backpack.

So real men lug pc cases and accessories around with them. Got it.