- try several exchanges of unknowable quality (no option to add funds, can only buy certain coins and at high fee, can't send coins you bought until after you send a photo of your drivers licens, broke unmaintained api that was made two days ago won't let you buy coins from offline grayed out services that pop up when you enter in your details).
- billions of scam sites about crypto. Mother fuckers tell you about the 20 best exchanges lol WHAT? Like you tried them, understand their differences, or update the list as things change and the whole thing isn't a scam funnel
- have to buy in one coin and transfer to another
- night isn't complete unless you ask a question on reddit that is instantly removed and awaiting mod approval
I feel like I just got a frustratingly bad blow job where I didn't even cum and left my wallet on the nightstand.
I hope this whole fucking planet is smothered to death in volcanic ash.
Buy gift card, trade it on localbitcoins for crypto. That is the least bullshit way to do it by far and you don't have to send a dick pick to the fbi.
- try several exchanges of unknowable quality (no option to add funds, can only buy certain coins and at high fee, can't send coins you bought until after you send a photo of your drivers licens, broke unmaintained api that was made two days ago won't let you buy coins from offline grayed out services that pop up when you enter in your details).
- billions of scam sites about crypto. Mother fuckers tell you about the 20 best exchanges lol WHAT? Like you tried them, understand their differences, or update the list as things change and the whole thing isn't a scam funnel
- have to buy in one coin and transfer to another
- night isn't complete unless you ask a question on reddit that is instantly removed and awaiting mod approval
I feel like I just got a frustratingly bad blow job where I didn't even cum and left my wallet on the nightstand.
I hope this whole fucking planet is smothered to death in volcanic ash.
Buy gift card, trade it on localbitcoins for crypto. That is the least bullshit way to do it by far and you don't have to send a dick pick to the fbi.
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