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  • try several exchanges of unknowable quality (no option to add funds, can only buy certain coins and at high fee, can't send coins you bought until after you send a photo of your drivers licens, broke unmaintained api that was made two days ago won't let you buy coins from offline grayed out services that pop up when you enter in your details).
  • billions of scam sites about crypto. Mother fuckers tell you about the 20 best exchanges lol WHAT? Like you tried them, understand their differences, or update the list as things change and the whole thing isn't a scam funnel
  • have to buy in one coin and transfer to another
  • night isn't complete unless you ask a question on reddit that is instantly removed and awaiting mod approval

I feel like I just got a frustratingly bad blow job where I didn't even cum and left my wallet on the nightstand.

I hope this whole fucking planet is smothered to death in volcanic ash.

Buy gift card, trade it on localbitcoins for crypto. That is the least bullshit way to do it by far and you don't have to send a dick pick to the fbi.

- try several exchanges of unknowable quality (no option to add funds, can only buy certain coins and at high fee, can't send coins you bought until after you send a photo of your drivers licens, broke unmaintained api that was made two days ago won't let you buy coins from offline grayed out services that pop up when you enter in your details). - billions of scam sites about crypto. Mother fuckers tell you about the 20 best exchanges lol WHAT? Like you tried them, understand their differences, or update the list as things change and the whole thing isn't a scam funnel - have to buy in one coin and transfer to another - night isn't complete unless you ask a question on reddit that is instantly removed and awaiting mod approval I feel like I just got a frustratingly bad blow job where I didn't even cum and left my wallet on the nightstand. I hope this whole fucking planet is smothered to death in volcanic ash. Buy gift card, trade it on localbitcoins for crypto. That is the least bullshit way to do it by far and you don't have to send a dick pick to the fbi.

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if you want to buy your starting crypto without KYC/AML then find someone on the street, go to a bitcoin coffee place and meet some ppl.

Cool ppl will sell u crypto for cash.

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buying crypto is like buying crack from that dude who you know sells talcum powder disguised as crack. but not actually recieving anything from him.

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Alex Jones just started promoting bitcoin a few weeks ago. You know what that means, right? Crypto has reached the tipping point, and is about to completely implode on itself. When a scam reaches the point where it ropes people like Alex Jones it, that means it has reached the end of its life expectancy.

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programmers are the stupid.

Yes. The Programmers.

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Autocorrect, a program, did that.

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You edited the title and left that in. I watched it on the front page. Don't blame others for your mistake.

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Honestly I want you to fuck off. I noticed the typo before even reading your comment and it was a mistake even responding to you. Not going to let you hijack my post with your stupid tangent.