Ever since my wife started working from home due to the Covid panic, I've been playing subtle practical jokes on her. The latest one, which has gone on for a month now, is this. We have one of those water carbonation things on our counter. (I know, I know... owned by the JOOS.) We keep several of the bottles filled with water in the fridge uncarbonated so they stay cold, then carbonate one at a time. Every time I use the bottle to pour a glass I tighten the cap as hard as I possibly can. She's mentioned it a few times and I've played innocent. Just now she was in the kitchen and I heard her struggling with it. I couldn't help laughing and she heard me. The jig is up. :-D