"Take This Mask and Shove it" (To be sung to the Johnny Paycheck tune, "Take This Job and Shove It." Take this mask and shove it I ain't wearing it no more My woman's afraid she'll get the Covid She threw me out the door She wanted me to social distance I was sleeping on the floor So take this mask and shove it I ain't wearing it no more I've been listening to the experts For neigh on twenty years They all say I've got to pay For all their groundless fears And I've seen a lot of good folks die But they didn't die the Covid way Covid ain't nothing but a chest cold It's time I found the guts to say Take this mask and shove it I ain't wearing it no more My woman's afraid she'll get the Covid She threw me out the door She wanted me to social distance I was sleeping on the floor So take this mask and shove it I ain't wearing it no more