I do not want a fucking dog.
The only thing my girlfriend wants in this life is a fucking dog, and I fucking seeth at the thought.
I like dogs, dogs like me; but, all they do is FUCKING DIE. You create a relationship with this thing, you love it with all your heart.
...It dies. It's old, it's sick, it's stuck & gets hit by a fucking TRAIN. You're heartbroken. Why the FUCK do (some of us, you can find free dogs on the side of the road all the time) [we] waste thousands of dollars on this shit, & this to ourselves? WHY WASTE THE MONEY? WHY DEAL WITH THE HEARTACHE?
Get her the dog before she starts asking for a kid
For the 2 decades of unconditional love.
Because the love and the memories are worth the heartache. I think. I'll let you know when it ends. It's been 11 years so I'm expecting it'll end any time now.
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