Not a great story, and an exaggeration, but today has been the first day in 3 days that I could climb up a chair, actually stood for a bit. Think I broke the 5th metatarsal on both feet and stressed extensor hallicus longus in both. Started with either a sprain, my first bout with gout, or a deep pain blot clot. Went to work, it threw off my gate, and bam. Unable to walk.