>(On the flip side, if your maternal line leads to a non-Jew, even if you live in New York, eat bagels with a schmear, and are deathly afraid of dogs, you are not a Jew.)
Wow, did I bring up my theory of nasty dog-hating cat worshippers up yet?
Afraid of loyalty
Dogs are honest and can smell evil IMO.
That's gotta be a lie, because dogs love me.
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