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I have to wear a shame muzzle to enter, but after passing the check-out area, I pull it down and wear it as a chin diaper.

An older gentleman wearing his mask saw me and said, "It's nice to see a face!" I said, "Pull yours down." He did, and I shook his hand.

I said, "This is still America, isn' it?" He said, "You know, I don't know anymore."

I headed to the check-out, paid for my stuff, and as soon as I got my receipt, I removed the muzzle completely and walked toward the door. (What are they gonna do...kick me out?)

As I walked past the other check-out lines, I saw two women glaring at me, horrified. "Oh. My. God!" one said loudly. The other screeched, "Take his picture! Take his picture!"

I have to wear a shame muzzle to enter, but after passing the check-out area, I pull it down and wear it as a chin diaper. An older gentleman wearing his mask saw me and said, "It's nice to see a face!" I said, "Pull yours down." He did, and I shook his hand. I said, "This is still America, isn' it?" He said, "You know, I don't know anymore." I headed to the check-out, paid for my stuff, and as soon as I got my receipt, I removed the muzzle completely and walked toward the door. (What are they gonna do...kick me out?) As I walked past the other check-out lines, I saw two women glaring at me, horrified. "Oh. My. God!" one said loudly. The other screeched, "Take his picture! Take his picture!"

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[–] [deleted] • 11 pts

Pro tip: just walk in without a mask and see how long you can go without someone stopping you. Make sure you have a drink with you as well so you have some excuse as to not have your mask on the whole time.

I walk around the entire mall without the mask and just sipping on a large iced coffee. Nobody will say shit because you have your mask down and are consuming a beverage.

[–] • 6 pts

I just dont wear one. If the establishment requires one, and I have to be there for more than 20 seconds ill ask them to give me one, I figure its the least they can do if they want my business, and are going to put stupid demands on me. If im there less than 20 seconds I just roll my eyes and put my tshirt over face. I pissed off the dork at UPS store with that one.

[–] • 2 pts

So...in other words... you wear one, even asking the management if they have one to spare, and failing that, you make a mask out of your shirt so as not to offend. Exceptional job sir! This will stop Klaus Schwab and his Great Resetters

[–] • 1 pt

As opposed to you who stays his faggot ass at home. Yea fucking off and doing nothing is really gonna stick it to em

[–] • 3 pts

This works. I have a mask but walk in without one until someone says something, then I put it on, and take it off again.

[–] [deleted] • 6 pts

Worst case you just feign forgetfulness. I've had so many situations where I had to take a call outside the store and just stormed back in while forgetting to put the mask on. Nobody ever said anything to me.

[+] [deleted] • 3 pts
[–] • 2 pts

Don’t put it on, at all. At. Fuckin. All. What don’t you get here?

[–] • 0 pt

NO, NO, Goddamned NO. Walk in with a weapon on your hip and see how long it takes for someone to confront you, you’ll be waiting here for decades

[–] • 4 pts

I can't do that here, SWAT will be on my ass faster than flies on shit. Since I'm White, they'll get to use the Party RV.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Your advice only applies to places that allow open carry. Don't act so histrionic.