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I have to wear a shame muzzle to enter, but after passing the check-out area, I pull it down and wear it as a chin diaper.

An older gentleman wearing his mask saw me and said, "It's nice to see a face!" I said, "Pull yours down." He did, and I shook his hand.

I said, "This is still America, isn' it?" He said, "You know, I don't know anymore."

I headed to the check-out, paid for my stuff, and as soon as I got my receipt, I removed the muzzle completely and walked toward the door. (What are they gonna do...kick me out?)

As I walked past the other check-out lines, I saw two women glaring at me, horrified. "Oh. My. God!" one said loudly. The other screeched, "Take his picture! Take his picture!"

I have to wear a shame muzzle to enter, but after passing the check-out area, I pull it down and wear it as a chin diaper. An older gentleman wearing his mask saw me and said, "It's nice to see a face!" I said, "Pull yours down." He did, and I shook his hand. I said, "This is still America, isn' it?" He said, "You know, I don't know anymore." I headed to the check-out, paid for my stuff, and as soon as I got my receipt, I removed the muzzle completely and walked toward the door. (What are they gonna do...kick me out?) As I walked past the other check-out lines, I saw two women glaring at me, horrified. "Oh. My. God!" one said loudly. The other screeched, "Take his picture! Take his picture!"

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Only in the warmer climates.

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How do they shop in cold places?

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Loincloth made from mountain lion hide.

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Ah yes, now that you mention it I think I’ve seen that on a show about a man who drives a rock car with his feet.

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I have the tail dangling down the front of mine

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I grow a thick layer of hair to protect me from the cold.

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You know they had mentioned the reality of Sasquatch last night on poal cast (which I thought was hilarious cuz of a convo I once had w/ heygeorge a year or so ago). Well long story short they weren’t something I believe in. However upon reading your comment I will have to reconsider my beliefs. (What do you guys brush your teeth with ?).

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You mean Wal-Mart?

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Wal-Marts you wear pajamas. You go to Dollar General in your loincloth because you don't need to get all dressed up like you do for Wal-Marts.