Should have told them "you gonna finger bang yourself to me later?"
Should have told them "you gonna finger bang yourself to me later?"
Pro tip: just walk in without a mask and see how long you can go without someone stopping you. Make sure you have a drink with you as well so you have some excuse as to not have your mask on the whole time.
I walk around the entire mall without the mask and just sipping on a large iced coffee. Nobody will say shit because you have your mask down and are consuming a beverage.
Pro tip: just walk in without a mask and see how long you can go without someone stopping you. Make sure you have a drink with you as well so you have some excuse as to not have your mask on the whole time.
I walk around the entire mall without the mask and just sipping on a large iced coffee. Nobody will say shit because you have your mask down and are consuming a beverage.
I just dont wear one. If the establishment requires one, and I have to be there for more than 20 seconds ill ask them to give me one, I figure its the least they can do if they want my business, and are going to put stupid demands on me. If im there less than 20 seconds I just roll my eyes and put my tshirt over face. I pissed off the dork at UPS store with that one.
I just dont wear one. If the establishment requires one, and I have to be there for more than 20 seconds ill ask them to give me one, I figure its the least they can do if they want my business, and are going to put stupid demands on me. If im there less than 20 seconds I just roll my eyes and put my tshirt over face. I pissed off the dork at UPS store with that one.
So...in other words... you wear one, even asking the management if they have one to spare, and failing that, you make a mask out of your shirt so as not to offend. Exceptional job sir! This will stop Klaus Schwab and his Great Resetters
So...in other words... you wear one, even asking the management if they have one to spare, and failing that, you make a mask out of your shirt so as not to offend. Exceptional job sir! This will stop Klaus Schwab and his Great Resetters
As opposed to you who stays his faggot ass at home. Yea fucking off and doing nothing is really gonna stick it to em
As opposed to you who stays his faggot ass at home. Yea fucking off and doing nothing is really gonna stick it to em
This works. I have a mask but walk in without one until someone says something, then I put it on, and take it off again.
This works. I have a mask but walk in without one until someone says something, then I put it on, and take it off again.
Worst case you just feign forgetfulness. I've had so many situations where I had to take a call outside the store and just stormed back in while forgetting to put the mask on. Nobody ever said anything to me.
Worst case you just feign forgetfulness. I've had so many situations where I had to take a call outside the store and just stormed back in while forgetting to put the mask on. Nobody ever said anything to me.
Don’t put it on, at all. At. Fuckin. All. What don’t you get here?
Don’t put it on, at all. At. Fuckin. All. What don’t you get here?
NO, NO, Goddamned NO. Walk in with a weapon on your hip and see how long it takes for someone to confront you, you’ll be waiting here for decades
NO, NO, Goddamned NO. Walk in with a weapon on your hip and see how long it takes for someone to confront you, you’ll be waiting here for decades
I can't do that here, SWAT will be on my ass faster than flies on shit. Since I'm White, they'll get to use the Party RV.
I can't do that here, SWAT will be on my ass faster than flies on shit. Since I'm White, they'll get to use the Party RV.
Your advice only applies to places that allow open carry. Don't act so histrionic.
Your advice only applies to places that allow open carry. Don't act so histrionic.
It's always women (and cuck men) who become hysterical and want to enforce their rules on everyone.
It's always women (and cuck men) who become hysterical and want to enforce their rules on everyone.
They like to be put in their place by the strongest man around. Women going hysterical is basically a child asking for directions.
They like to be put in their place by the strongest man around. Women going hysterical is basically a child asking for directions.
Don't underestimate the power of virtue signalling.
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Don't underestimate the power of virtue signalling.
Take pic
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Get some points of dopamine.
Welp I must still be right. My echo chamber approved!
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Libtards are the only things that support masks. They want a control and cancel culture to destroy normalcy and create fear. They cannot exist with their egos as of now.
Libtards are the only things that support masks. They want a control and cancel culture to destroy normalcy and create fear. They cannot exist with their egos as of now.
You must be as handsome as I am if they wanted pictures.
You must be as handsome as I am if they wanted pictures.
He was naked at the time.
He was naked at the time.
Isn’t that how every one shops?
Isn’t that how every one shops?
Only in the warmer climates.
Only in the warmer climates.
So shopping and frying bacon have something in common.
So shopping and frying bacon have something in common.
[Sir, you have to wear a mask.](https://files.catbox.moe/b4jmne.jpg)
I had a guy around my age entering the store start to clap when he saw me take mine off at the register. Actually kind of made my day.
I had a guy around my age entering the store start to clap when he saw me take mine off at the register. Actually kind of made my day.
That man was Albert Einstein and he then handed me $100
That man was Albert Einstein and he then handed me $100
Cool man, you were there too? I got that cute cashier to blow me on her break.
Cool man, you were there too? I got that cute cashier to blow me on her break.
I saw a mandatory mask wearer being led to his restaurant table (where you can remove it because covid has to remain above 4 feet from the ground to spread) with his mask that just said "SHEEP"
I nodded and we both smiled.
I saw a mandatory mask wearer being led to his restaurant table (where you can remove it because covid has to remain above 4 feet from the ground to spread) with his mask that just said
"SHEEP"
I nodded and we both smiled.
At first they started having people check at the entrance, so I would put one on to walk in so I didn't have to get hassled. Then once in I would take the mask off. Eventually they stopped having people at the front entrance check for mask. So I went back to not wearing one while walking in. I've never been hassled at check out.
The whole point about not wearing masks is signaling to the herd that it's okay not to wear mask. Sure there are some who are very brainwashed, but there are others who don't really want to wear the mask and will not wear masks if they see others not wearing them.
At first they started having people check at the entrance, so I would put one on to walk in so I didn't have to get hassled. Then once in I would take the mask off. Eventually they stopped having people at the front entrance check for mask. So I went back to not wearing one while walking in. I've never been hassled at check out.
The whole point about not wearing masks is signaling to the herd that it's okay not to wear mask. Sure there are some who are very brainwashed, but there are others who don't really want to wear the mask and will not wear masks if they see others not wearing them.
You guys must live in some restrictive places. I was asked why I was not wearing a mask in Nordstrom, and I told them, "I am not political." She went on about 'company policy' and whatnot and how I had to, but I said, "I'm not gonna wear a mask. If you require that I wear one, then I will leave." So I put the shoes down and walked out.
As I was walking out, a masked chick was walking in and she rolled her eyes. I turned around and said, "Did you just roll your eyes at me?" She said, "I'm sorry, no". I could tell she was embarrassed because she was called for her bullshit. She should be even more embarrassed that she didn't have the salt to back up her overt snobery.
You guys must live in some restrictive places. I was asked why I was not wearing a mask in Nordstrom, and I told them, "I am not political." She went on about 'company policy' and whatnot and how I had to, but I said, "I'm not gonna wear a mask. If you require that I wear one, then I will leave." So I put the shoes down and walked out.
As I was walking out, a masked chick was walking in and she rolled her eyes. I turned around and said, "Did you just roll your eyes at me?" She said, "I'm sorry, no". I could tell she was embarrassed because she was called for her bullshit. She should be even more embarrassed that she didn't have the salt to back up her overt snobery.
Kill em with kindness. Go out of your way to genuinely smile at strangers without your mask on. Maybe we can remind people what being human is like.
Kill em with kindness. Go out of your way to genuinely smile at strangers without your mask on. Maybe we can remind people what being human is like.
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