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never forget that and keep buying ammo

never forget that and keep buying ammo

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best solution is to shoot them all

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We could build a huge, I mean colossal, catapult, (or trebuchet or a ballista), and try to get them close(r) to Africa. Hell, anything more than 150-200’ out to sea is close enough for me! Re-useable, cheap, environmentally friendly, and you can send the entire family together! But, seriously? Tell the NGO’s that if they get them back on the boats, they can keep them. And, we won’t tell anyone. Promise. But, like the bars at 2am, they don’t have to go home, but they can’t stay here. Whatever they tell the spades to get on board, call it a free cruise. It’s simple. Drive them out to international waters, disable the engine. Rescue the crew of the ship. Let the boat float around a few days.

 Now, the boat is up for salvage. The salvage crew shows up and loudly note that it’s a shame that none of the passengers were alive, so the salvage crew technically owns all the items on the ship. The “passengers” get to chose whether to “join” the salvage or be the salvage. Drop them off in isreal and tell them this is their new home. They just have to get rid of the “rat infestation” that has ravaged the land for thousands of years. They get their pick of whatever home they want, they just have to help their neighbors get rid of every last rat, (I wonder if the jews can pull off the “my fellow black people” act). It’s easy to get rid of them too. Get the NGO’s to load them on their ships, tell them they won a expensive month long cruise, all expenses paid, all you can eat buffets, open bars, gambling, child prostitute, whatever they want, and all the white babies they can torture and drain their blood. The ships will be packed full in no time. Drive them out to international waters, destroy the engine. Rescue crew of the ship. Let them float around for a few days.

Now, let them float around for a few more days. And, then, a few more days, and then a week. Then, a couple more weeks. After a month, if Chathulu hasn’t shown up and devoured the entire boat, repair the engine and drop them off in South Africa. Let the locals know that these rich white people are the descendants of the people who owned the ships who carried their ancestors into slavery, responsible for the apartheid, and they need their help getting home. Wave goodbye and sail back to isreal for the next lucky winners.