Sitting to pee is always best. You have full visual defense,while being able to dual wield.
Tactical toiletry 101
The jew fears the tactically trained toilet trooper!!!!
You pussy.
But you don't want piss everywhere. At sea, anyone who is not a disgusting slob sits to piss, unless it's calm enough to just piss off the stern.
But even then, some say that a weirdly high number of tipsy-ish sailors die due to falling overboard in this stern-pissing maneuver. I'd rather not research that statistic one way or other. Even a super annoying crewmember can't be lost at sea like that, if only for captainly rep. And certainly the captain must not go out in such a shameful manner!
You dont disappoint.
No, I do. I'm here aboard, ostensibly sanding and varnishing at least the portside upper brightwork... but here I am online, drinking a beer not sanding or anything. I am disappoint. Do disparage me for wasting such a lovely sunny day like this.
Okay, I figured, 'what is the most visible? THE BOW!' So I did this little piece real quicklike. My previous pressurewashing blasted off the worst of the bad old varnish I had neglected to oblivion, so sanding was pretty easy. Then I applied the custom sealer I just made, by adding some shellac to the transparent sealer I didn't like the color of previously, and this is the result. (pic8.co)
I have since added a coat of varnish, so that visible texture is more obscured, and after the next 6 or 8 coats, with fine sanding in between, will remove all the rest of that, so that it looks like a perfectly shiny flat surface. Then for ALL THE REST!
But at least I did something!
P.S. That cruddy looking line on the coachroof above that bit of brightwork is pretty much bare fibreglass. I just left it like that, because once this brightwork job is done, I can mask it off and repaint the decks, as per the plan. Weather is uncooperative, so at least I have that excuse, but today was really pretty, so I could do at least this much now...
Why not piss off the bow? Might give you time to grab onto something.
Wtf man just buy a urinal
haha, or a pipe running thru the wall huh?
Every urinal ive ever seen has about a 3' diameter piss puddle under it.
Who seals your urinals? And is it only you pissing in it? If so, stand closer you short dicked retard
Its pretty obvious that im talking about urinals in public restrooms, retard.
I also clean my own toilets and I still pee standing up.
You lie.
GOLDEN SHOWERS!!
But yet you say pee?
Hurrr I’m more manly because I say different words than you
I’m seething with jealous rage over your alpha ness.
Fine, I make urine.
I piss.
there some study that says you should at least sometimes pee standing up.
I do thru out the day when outside.
I clean our toilets and my husband stands to piss. There really isn't splatter very often.
My two sons, on the other hand, are painting the floors, side of toilet, toilet seat... Let's just say, my daughter and I don't use the same toilet they do unless it's an emergency.
I do the same thing you pussy
I am drunk. I piss standing up unless I need to shit.
Do you clean your own commodes?
Tannerite
Pussy
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