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We all know that votes don't count. I stand firm, remaining a lord, in open defiance of the meaninglessness of votes.

I am a lord, and shall continue to lord it over you plebs! You can count on this promise! Few politicians can be so forthrlght and straightforward with their promises! I shall not ever stoop to pretending that vot3s count! I may even be kind to my serfs when convenient!

This is my pledge. Death to all communists. Thank you!

We all know that votes don't count. I stand firm, remaining a lord, in open defiance of the meaninglessness of votes. I am a lord, and shall continue to lord it over you plebs! You can count on this promise! Few politicians can be so forthrlght and straightforward with their promises! I shall not ever stoop to pretending that vot3s count! I may even be kind to my serfs when convenient! This is my pledge. Death to all communists. Thank you!

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Have Dominion manage the voting for you. You can win without any real votes.

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That's because all votes are for me.

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Too bad, because, oh Lord of Whimsical, you're not getting any votes anyway. (see, I know you were using reverse psychology to get more votes). 'The Art of War'.

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If nominated, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve. (en.wikipedia.org)

And yes, death to all communists, even big tiddy ones.

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As a capitalist, I would like to see profit extracted from those milkers given the expense already invested

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Tragic loss of kazar milkers. Fairs fair, though.

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Listen to Thomas, don't be fooled... (files.catbox.moe)

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even big tiddy ones

um...wait, ho dup a sec

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You have my vote!

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Lord's don't need votes. They hold office by right, not by consensus.

Fuck the peasants.