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My subs are all Banana Republics. We may have elections, but there's only one candidate and if you don't vote for me you get sent to the mines.

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So you're saying your an experienced and strong leader who would be qualified to make the hard decisions?

Sounds like you'd be the ideal candidate!

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No no, decisions are easy. You do what I say or you go away. Forever.

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Freedom from choice!

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I like the mines!

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Please report to the Induction Center on Mount Stupidbird. Our kind overseers will provide you with a uniform, chains, and a pick.

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I like turtles

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Much tastier than mutkipz. Whatever those are.

[–] 3 pts

I'd also like to nominate for anyone that likes "reasonableness" and "doesn't need serious help".

[–] 2 pts

What in the hell did I miss? New admins? Global admins?

Also... thank you. "Doesn't need serious help" is the nicest thing anyone here has said about me.

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So would you be willing to run for Admin?

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Site-w8de admin is a lot of responsibility. What are the job specs?

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I'm personally voting to re-elect as Vice Admin, but I think has been kind of a faggot recently, so I'm nominating to be the new head admin. Although, I expect some other users to announce their candidacy, so anything could happen.

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I graciously accept. No need for anyone else to be nominated.

Let's skip to the brokered convention where I unilaterally decide on all the cabinet members so we can start bombing kids right away.

[–] 2 pts

Hon, you'll need greater brain deficiency. You're not going to beat me.

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Sounds like this election will be spicy

[–] 2 pts

Don't listen to that banana centrist bureaucrat https://poal.co/s/TellPoal/310552/db5cf5d3-1575-453c-8fa3-44ddd7449768#cmnts

Just vote for me if you want some actual serious shit hell on earth totalitarian type of dictatorship regime for poal! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D4gXygzFlU And we'll call it 0kland!

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I got a spot for you in the salt mines.

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Don't kid yourself, I'm your next fuhrer and it's going to be a catholic reich, my catholic reich, akshually

Your salt mines are going to look like a gay holiday camp compared to what I have in store for you...

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You thought you were going to be working in the mines? No no no no no my friend, you're going to be PART of the mines.

Foks, a vote for me is a vote for peace and prosperity through iron-fist policies. I promise to clean this place up with an efficiency that will make the holocaust look like a child's after-school play. Goats will be sacrificed and pink tags will be a thing of the past. This will be a clean system for all. Or else.

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I nominate myself. I can be the Joe Biden and Kamala Harris of the site. Who else could manage such a feat?

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I nominate Crensh and anticlutch because people hate on admins anyways so they may as well deserve it.

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congrats on getting to Red Baron, TTTeddy

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Fuck, I got a badge for it.

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Also, u read any of my new shit?

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not yet, but I kept it marked "unread" so I can go do that when I get unbusy today