My subs are all Banana Republics. We may have elections, but there's only one candidate and if you don't vote for me you get sent to the mines.
So you're saying your an experienced and strong leader who would be qualified to make the hard decisions?
Sounds like you'd be the ideal candidate!
No no, decisions are easy. You do what I say or you go away. Forever.
Freedom from choice!
I like the mines!
Please report to the Induction Center on Mount Stupidbird. Our kind overseers will provide you with a uniform, chains, and a pick.
I like turtles
Much tastier than mutkipz. Whatever those are.
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