If you think you got it bad, somewhere out there is a two-year-old with a mom who is a stripper, daddy is a crackhead, and her grandfather is President of the United States.

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Life is easier if you’re a hamster

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Until your master stops feeding you.

Also, which hamster has it better? The one constantly under threat of getting eaten in the wild or the lethargic one that gets to run on a safe wheel?

I want to be wild and free.

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Yea Idk. Being a free hamster. All that means is your ass is gonna get eatin. You’re not a bear. You’re a hamster. You’re basically a walking sandwich. Long as you got some hamster pussy from your master it ain’t bad

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I'll take my chances. Small mammals survived much larger than bears supposedly.

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