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Eat my ass?

Turd lord?

I fuck dolphins?

Clitoris destroyer?

Pm me your boobs?

They aren't particularly creative. They're just crude. It's everything the Jew-dominated popular culture promotes. What do you sound like when you give yourself a name like this? Either a Jew or one of the soy-infused brainstems that worships their degeneracy.

Probably these are all carried over from Voat. Fine. Maybe that's a reflection of who you were when you started Voat. A lot has changed since then. You're probably a better person with a good deal more personal autonomy now, and hence a more creative mind.

You're on a new site now. You should make a better username. Who cares if your account is yellow? Seize the moment.

Eat my ass? Turd lord? I fuck dolphins? Clitoris destroyer? Pm me your boobs? They aren't particularly creative. They're just crude. It's everything the Jew-dominated popular culture promotes. What do you sound like when you give yourself a name like this? Either a Jew or one of the soy-infused brainstems that worships their degeneracy. Probably these are all carried over from Voat. Fine. Maybe that's a reflection of who you were when you started Voat. A lot has changed since then. You're probably a better person with a good deal more personal autonomy now, and hence a more creative mind. You're on a new site now. You should make a better username. Who cares if your account is yellow? Seize the moment.

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I agree. I just assume users with crude usernames that concurrently lack creativity are run by jews at this point.

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Am... Am I okay?

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You're good. The jews try to make their usernames sound gross. They think it's funny. Maybe it is. But it's certainly jewish.

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I've read essays on jews and their scatalogical humor. Its fucking disgusting they have an obsession with bodily movements.

See their Talmud saying Jesus is boiling in piss and excrement in Hell.

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oh look at you and your pilpul where did you learn that schlomo? can i get the number for your rabbi?

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Nah I'm good.

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It's clever. I'll give you that.

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I think it's funny sometimes. I like to imagine using someones handle conversationally, "You make a great point IFuckDolphinsEveryDay, I should give EatMyAssFuckface the benefit of the doubt". It's kinda silly

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I vividly remember there being a . There's no double meaning here; I mean a post about flashlights and why you should always keep them handy around the house and in your car. It ended up having 75 replies, with long, drawn-out discussions about what kind of bulbs, lumen output, batteries vs. rechargable, etc.

A board where 99% of the posts were about niggers and jews and the plight of the White man, and a deep conversation about flashlights was the top post.

Anyway, EAT_ MY_ ASS_FUCKFACE was the OP.

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I vaguely remember that thread. I love it, lol. You encapsulate my feelings perfectly. That seemingly random conversation and others like it are why I will always love Voat and Poal. That is a unique spirit I feel kindred to. Thanks for the memory.

> Countless posts about jews and niggers and heavy blackpilled doom and a post about a flashlight gets 29 comments of real intellectual discussion about batteries and types of lights.

Voat is the best

Quoting you from that thread. I couldn't say it any better. The user names make it absolutely hilarious when reading the conversations is the cherry on top, lol.

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White people can't be crass now?

Get fucked nigger-faggot.

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Oooh, ouch, you are right, I never thought about it that way. Thanks for enlightening me, shlomo.

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Oyy veyy us ex-voaters have to deal with so much degradation why are you oppressing me !!! EatMyAss is our CULTURE you filthy poal-im

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You're new here and it's my job to oppress you. You wouldn't condemn a man for just following orders, would you?

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Eat my ass?

jew on here and on voat.

Turd lord?

jew on here and on voat.

I fuck dolphins?

jew on here and on voat. Also relatively new on voat IIRC.

Clitoris destroyer?

jew on here and on voat. Also relatively new on voat IIRC.

It's everything the jew promotes.

You figured it out.

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You forgot pm me your boobs

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... are you talking about a specific username "pm_me_your_boobs" or PMYB2?

If the latter then no. There's apparently an inside joke before my time. If the former then likely. Could also just be truly a 13 year old.

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I was referring to PMYB2, who was originally pm me your boobs 2. I used to make fun of him because there's like 1000 redditors online rn with a variant of that name.

He's a special case he can't really start a new account at this point.

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I feel personally attacked. I'm literally shaking right now.

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Lol, who gives a fuck about a username tho. If people want to reconnect from the greatest site ever made, let em.

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Negative. Your premise that Voat was connected (in the sense that they were ever able to organize anything) is false. If it's all just about talking (which I assume it is and that's fine) then make a better username.

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I think you're missing the point, how much "organization" is really going on here?

This site isn't unique, you aren't saving the world, its shitposts and discussions like everywhere else that allows it freely... the way the internet should be. Now why should I remake my name lame ass?

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I'm not sure if you even read this post or are just responding to the general idea of changing your username for any reason.

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Nah, pretty sure we're all the same immature Goats of yesteryear.

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I have a hard time believing that, because I grew a lot while at voat before I eventually realized Putt had been eaten by a demon that was wearing his skin. And at that point I came to Poal.

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Eaten by a demon????

Does that demon fuck?

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Just a coincidence they are usually the ones crying about everything.

*Added "usually" because jews like can whine without a degenerate nick.

But the behavior is the same. Birds of a feather...

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I am not even saying everyone who has one of these terrible names is a cryer. Some of them are decent posters who are doing themselves a disservice. It's part of the Goat Question, that a large number of these users have internalized Jewishness even while they rail against it.

isn't wrong about everything he says

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Don't waste time on Pickled. He is a Zionist shill.

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Oh come on now.

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I'm one of those refugees from Voat who had a silly nickname over there. I was known as Jock_Sniffer, a moniker which I actually brought with me from the FC boards (F169BBS, F196BBS, Bad Harvest). But I decided to come up with a more mature-sounding moniker before I started posting here, and so I decided on Excaliber.

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Excaliber is a wonderful name.

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More power to you. Everyone should. We are entering Christian resurgence mode.

Did I internalize my jewishness? Inquiring goy wants to know.

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I mean idk your username is ok

Thank you, mate. I'm always happy to meet another based person.

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What can I say? Based recognizes based.

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that is probably one of the most kiked things ive ever read.

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