Maybe someone is just smoking some really good weed.
IT BURNS!!
Does that mean it's especially good? It feels like bitter in my eyes!!
>If the spray hits a person directly in the face, the oily musk can get into the eyes. Skunk spray contains sulphuric acid, which can cause temporary blindness. Even if it did not hit the person's face, the spray can irritate the eyes. Rinse itchy, burning eyes with generous amounts of cold water.
AGH!! Seawater is not helping!
Godammit, I have to try to drive home like this now! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!!?!
If a skunk had sprayed close enough for it to be burning your eyes I'd expect you to be puking by now.
Oh.
I thought that feeling was from this incredibly horrible beer. I am serious, this is terrible! I keep drinking it, but it's seriously some of the most disgusting beer I have ever tasted! What the fuck is wrong with
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