Top fucking kek. On mobile so going to keep the story short. Buddy and runescape gf go camping. Unload copious amount of gear for a 12 hour innawoods session. Buddy sees rare spawn of raccoons, wants that epic loot drop. Pulls out bear mace. Sprays into the wind, big brain move, trying to agro and pull raccoon spawn for solo easy slay. Wind does what wind does. Both big brain and runescape gf are now bear mace. Has to repack everything, fucking coons, wind blowing a cloud of mace around. Gets maced several more times by walking though the cloud. Runescape gf is now puking while screaming at him. Get into car, keys are lost. Raccoons decide to jump on car hood. Runescape gf pukes again, it's bad, its everywhere. Keys are ontop of sitting stump. To scared to leave, raccoons on good, watching them puke and scream. Runescape gf threatens breakup, big brain dashes out of car. He knows his fat ass cant land another. Gets keys, raccoons on the attack. Gets maced again fleeing to passenger seat. Dives in, puke on as on runescape gf, she returns the favor. Drive to a holiday inn, camp in style.
That made me laugh way more than it probably should have.
That's schadenfreude for ya, I guess!
I survived my arduous journey home, somehow. I am pretty sure it must have been my sheer bravery.
Ore the shitty beer.
I swear, I'm gonna pour that shit overboard. But that might kill the fish.
Jeezus christ. Not even kidding. I think Red Stripe might be better, maybe. Maybe even that mexican dogpiss beer. Chihuaua I think? This stuff tasted shockingly similar to barf.
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