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PHP can suck my dick.

That is all.

PHP can suck my dick. That is all.

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PHP is my preferred scripting language. I think its one of the easiest languages I have ever had to use.

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I am not a huge fan. Every time I try to do things with it, it always is a pain in my ass.

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<? if ($boobs == "homo") {echo "merry fagmass"; else echo "still gay anyway";} ?>

[–] • 1 pt

It's ugly, and using PHP outside of the web is an abortion.

If you want another abortion try Swift.

[–] • 1 pt

I'll pass on swift. python master race

[–] • 1 pt

C is the master race. Python is useful but slow as hell.

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Okay I'll give you that one.

[–] • 0 pt

Assembly would like to have a talk with you.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

I've heard most people hate it. I've only used it briefly