Story time. I was a youngster, not particularly wise to the ways of the jew. I was dating a girl who worked at a sort of day care center that was comprised of a lot of jewish kids mixed in with some gentiles. They went on a field trip which she was supervising and I went along to keep her company. We went to an orthodox jewish pizzeria. (Yeah they exist, no sausage for you!). This curly cue was talking to the kids while the adult chaperones (me and my girlfriend and probably a couple other adults - I can't remember) were standing in the back. This buffalo hunter curly cue says, "Remember kids, a good jew always helps his fellow jews". I think my jaw must have dropped because when he caught my eye he stammered "well I mean a good person always helps his fellow person." It was a mental pinch that I've never forgotten. So yeah, Paul Simon is a piece of shit.