I use to wait tables and it would piss me all the way off whenever a parent would let their 5 year old try to order their own meal. I don't have time to wait for your sticky little drooler to stop chewing on crayons and say chicken fingers.
You have the time, as ITS your job. Btw wife was a server for 10 years.
She can serve these nuts
Let me know when she does it for 20 years, see if she's got time for that shit then.
Bro if customer service is not your thing. Thats cool, just dont do customer service and except to not serve customers.
I sympathize with you, friend. What is unfortunate, however, is that the pace of life has become so hurried that we don’t even have time to let a child order their own dinner.
I'm sorry that my limited amount of time on this earth has been made too valuable to waste waiting on stupid people's indecisiveness. You had 15 minutes of sitting in front of the menu and still haven't decided what you want. If it was 30 min you would be pissed that they haven't come to take your order while still not being ready to order.
Fuck stupid people. Kids are stupid people. As the adult you should ask them what they want before the server is there so they can hymn and haw while you read the menu and if they can't decide by the time the server is there just order what you think is best for the kid.
Cool McReddit /r/ChildFree level shit. I'd leave shit under the table for you to clean after the shit-tier service you provided.
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