maroon saint should sell dick pics on etsy and do superchats on jewtube asking for DP's
kek as soon as you walk into his apartment there is a sign that reads: Show me yer dick
God forbid you have to take a piss while at his apartment. You go into the bathroom, drain the main vein, then hear a "CLICK!". Then you notice the camera in the wall behind the toilet.
pretty sure there'd be a 24/7 webcam in his bathroom... and a trailcam in the side alley hoping to catch randoms pissing on the way home from the pub.
I wish I could be that dedicated about anything.
Apartment? You mean mom's basement.
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