Kick them in the nuts from behind.
Find another supermarket
Plastic beer boxes?
You sure it's not you?
Good thinking.
Taxpayers should have to pay for guards at the beer section.
No cameras you say? Shit like this is why I bought a leather sap.
Quit drinking
...or you could tell the store manager.
I already did. He said they don't have enough employees to guard the beer.
But they do have employees to recognize the guy when he walks in.
Nobody knows who it is. WTF are you talking about?
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