Pretending to be alpha in a thread where you admit to soliciting prostitution from a coworker
Not your finest hour
You're probably new here but everyone who has been around a bit knows I once fucked a cantaloupe after taking a power drill to it. My standards have increased as I've gotten older.
I suspect however you're still young and using 'standards' as an excuse for why you never exercised, developed a sense of humor, or got laid. There would be nothing "alpha" about me cheating on my wife. I made a promise to her before god.
How does “everyone around here knows I’m a degenerate” invalidate my comment at all?
Everyone who has been around knows that trying to troll me because you’re defensive about the good points I’m making won’t work. By suggesting that I have all those personal deficiencies because I criticized your behavior, you’re basically admitting that the only reason you have ever exercised, tried to be funny, or gotten laid is because you take a “get muh dik wet at any cost” approach to life. That is hilarious and I feel embarrassed for you.
No just a marine. Your ''username" is literally "startrek interracial sex". What the fuck are you upset about?
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