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I was working as a bartender. Some chick I worked with for literally less than 2 weeks said she needed someone to cover her shift on Tuesday. Sarcastically I replied... "I need a blowjob". Long story short I got one and I worked that next Tuesday. A deal is a deal. I still have no idea wtf her name was.

I was working as a bartender. Some chick I worked with for literally less than 2 weeks said she needed someone to cover her shift on Tuesday. Sarcastically I replied... "I need a blowjob". Long story short I got one and I worked that next Tuesday. A deal is a deal. I still have no idea wtf her name was.

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[–] • 1 pt (edited )

A deal is a deal nigger. Get sucking.

[–] • 1 pt

Pretending to be alpha in a thread where you admit to soliciting prostitution from a coworker

Not your finest hour

[–] • 2 pts (edited )

You're probably new here but everyone who has been around a bit knows I once fucked a cantaloupe after taking a power drill to it. My standards have increased as I've gotten older.

I suspect however you're still young and using 'standards' as an excuse for why you never exercised, developed a sense of humor, or got laid. There would be nothing "alpha" about me cheating on my wife. I made a promise to her before god.

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How does “everyone around here knows I’m a degenerate” invalidate my comment at all?

Everyone who has been around knows that trying to troll me because you’re defensive about the good points I’m making won’t work. By suggesting that I have all those personal deficiencies because I criticized your behavior, you’re basically admitting that the only reason you have ever exercised, tried to be funny, or gotten laid is because you take a “get muh dik wet at any cost” approach to life. That is hilarious and I feel embarrassed for you.