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Anyone who criticizes me is clearly politiphobic and using their majority privilege to oppress me. You all need to acknowledge your political privilege and give me your votes as reparations. In addition, I demand that you allow me to run as any political party I want. Claiming my platform doesn't resemble the party(ies) I identify as is mis-politicizing me and you're a bigot. I can change my party at any time, even after being elected. If I lose, I can change my party, demand a recount, and win with fewer votes in acknowledgement of my oppressed status.

My pronouns: My liege/majesty/majestix

Anyone who criticizes me is clearly politiphobic and using their majority privilege to oppress me. You all need to acknowledge your political privilege and give me your votes as reparations. In addition, I demand that you allow me to run as any political party I want. Claiming my platform doesn't resemble the party(ies) I identify as is mis-politicizing me and you're a bigot. I can change my party at any time, even after being elected. If I lose, I can change my party, demand a recount, and win with fewer votes in acknowledgement of my oppressed status. My pronouns: My liege/majesty/majestix

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I identify as a multicultural crayon. I can color anything with only one and make one hundred. I am also acrayon and pancrayon. I also realized I was trisexual after Sloppy Joe opened his dope mouth because I have sex with biological female heterosexual, biological female bisexuals and biological lesbians who are just confused.

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Majestix - will your party platform be a mystery that we have to vote for you to find out what it is?

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As a politically non-binary entity, my platform can be whatever I want it to be. This includes pan-platformism where I support all platforms. Unless I dont, in which case you're a bigot for not being inclusive towards my platforms.

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Majestix, what about my argument that I don't owe voting reparations to you? That my people did not vote against you?

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Stop oppressing me you politiphobic bigot.

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