Just call 'em all kiddo
I just dont call them, I know its strange and I have always been bad with names. But then I dont really care either.
This works.
Hey sport!!!
What's up big'guy
Heya princess [only if they're 10 or under, if they're older you turn into a creepy pedo-uncle]
How ya doing fella?
Looking forward to your birthday?
Oh, when is it, and are you smart enough to tell me how old you will be?
Oh, when is it, and are you smart enough to tell me how old you will be?
That works except if they're like 2 or 3 and they may not be quite sure. But it would be great when they're like 6-8 and numbers are a big thing in school.
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