Seriously, you ever heard of Diogenes the Cynic?
No, but ill look into it.
He was an ancient Greek Philosophy Major.
Went to Athens U! Home of the Spartans!
Didn't play for any of their teams though.
I think he may have transferred to Corinth later.
Such a bad student he wasn't allowed to live on campus, I think his frat brothers made him live in a wine barrel as a form of initiation.
They also made him pluck a live chicken and throw it as a philosophy professor, and claim it was a human!
I probably got most of this details wrong, but check out what he said to Alexander the Great!
Diogenes the Cynic - Masturbated and shit in public. Begged food off other people because he was too lazy to work or go find food for himself. Lived like a dirty hippy. Had no family, respected no one. Not liking this guy so much.
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