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Social hierarchy can be a bitch. Break the chains and stop giving one fuck about what people think of you. Im not saying being a complete jackass/addict/communist but know no matter what you do some will never like you. Too many people are worried about acceptance and pleasing others. This is part of the reason we are in this mess. Too many people care too much about what others think of them. Only the closest people to you opinions matter

Social hierarchy can be a bitch. Break the chains and stop giving one fuck about what people think of you. Im not saying being a complete jackass/addict/communist but know no matter what you do some will never like you. Too many people are worried about acceptance and pleasing others. This is part of the reason we are in this mess. Too many people care too much about what others think of them. Only the closest people to you opinions matter

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He was an ancient Greek Philosophy Major.

Went to Athens U! Home of the Spartans!

Didn't play for any of their teams though.

I think he may have transferred to Corinth later.

Such a bad student he wasn't allowed to live on campus, I think his frat brothers made him live in a wine barrel as a form of initiation.

They also made him pluck a live chicken and throw it as a philosophy professor, and claim it was a human!

I probably got most of this details wrong, but check out what he said to Alexander the Great!

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Diogenes the Cynic - Masturbated and shit in public. Begged food off other people because he was too lazy to work or go find food for himself. Lived like a dirty hippy. Had no family, respected no one. Not liking this guy so much.

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Alexander the Great had heard of his wisdom, and decided to visit him in the Athens market.

Alexander found him napping nude in the sunlight.

He stood directly before him, casting a shadow over him, and said

I am Alexander, and I am King of all you see around you. I have heard much of your wisdom, and Philosophy, and of you want, I shall grant you one favor

Gold, or a court appointment, or banging mad whores, all of those could've been Diogenes'

Hearing as much, Diogenes has but one request

Yes, please, step out of my sunlight. I was trying to nap.

Alexander was so impressed by this, that he responded

If I was not Alexander, I would wish to be Diogenes

To which Diogenes responded

If I was not Diogenes, I would also wish to be Diogenes

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Oops, you're right. I forgot to mention he was a egomaniac as well.