Are you still mad I don't shave for you? Look, you wanted me to pay for dinner so we were both unhappy.
I'm just not an Outback Steakhouse or Golden Corral kinda girl. I want you to want to impress me. Don't you get it yet?
...I am not here to give you attention, it goes the other way.
How dare you! (youtube.com)
You will shave. My word is law!
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