As soon as they opened restaurants I was already sick of restaurants. Same with the hair salon. I cut my own hair now. Fuck businesses and their over-priced bullshit. And fuck mask-wearing jackasses walking around like zombies. The only thing I want to do in public is unload a shotgun at all the zombies I see
That's cool even as bad as a bowler as I am I'd kick your ass at it.
Bwahahahaha, I think you better save your money. Remember how much they charged you to fix the ceiling and the flooring.
Well at least I didn't hit that blind girl with a bowling ball.
What does a blind girl do in a bowling tournament?
I haven't gone back yet. They make you wear a mask so fuck them.
You ever watch the Elias Cup? I always root for Wes and my wife likes Norm Duke.
Wes: What's the pattern, today?
PBA: The Scorpion.
Wes: Oh, don't give me that!
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