> be me > doesn't throw out much > accumulates a childhood's worth of pop-culture bullshit > all made in china plastic toys and trinkets, shit like that > decide to abandon hoarder ways > get bitten by jewbug, decide have to try to make a buck on it instead of throwing it all in the trash > list shit on eBay > highest bids coming from China > like outrageous prices beyond my wildest $1.00 "no reserve" auctions > $95 for 1990s McDonalds shit, played with > mfw I'm sending this shit back to the cities it was made in > "your dad used to make these toys in the factory before a machine crushed him" > fine by me Join in and help crush China's trade imbalance!