'Member when you were a kid and you'd go into the public washroom for a pee, and there'd be some old guy infront of the urinal grunting and groaning as if in pain while pissing? Well now that I'm old I get it. It's not grunts of pain but of pleasure. And no not sexual pleasure; it just feels that good to let fly.
you ever get that piss burn
or not to get totally gay but you have piss really bad but have an erection and gotta wait. Women will never understand this with their smelly vaginas... I mean ther is a way to do it, but looks very awkward.
That satisfying emptiness inside after you take a huge shirt.
Sometimes I shit so hard the bottoms of my feet hurt. Does that ever happen to you?
No, but a few times I've made a shirt so big it turned out with a red racing stripe on it.
May all your showers be golden!
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