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Just type your symptoms below and a medical professional will diagnose you.

Just type your symptoms below and a medical professional will diagnose you.

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[–] [deleted] 3 pts

I have an itchy ass and a small goiter on my left elbow. I'm scared. Im about ready to give all my possessions to a couple of Mormons that are sitting on my couch who are eating my last roll of toilet paper.

[–] 1 pt

Those aren't mormons, their jehovah's witnesses. It sounds like you have a side effect of Corona called the virus stress. I prescribe heavy does of psychoactive substances

[–] [deleted] 2 pts

Witnesses. That explains why they used a rainbow slide to send my birthday cake to hell. Thanks doc!