Why not smear yourself in cow shit? Distance and corona protection in one.
Nursing scrubs work exactly the same way funny enough. Every aisle my wife walked down today in the grocery store cleared out like she was a smelly hacking hobo.
ewww your wife is a nurse? She probably touches other men's penises as part of her "job"
I mean yeah probably if someone chopped it off and the dickhole is gushing blood and she needs to apply pressure. ER nurse...
She's doing god's work, whadda I care
She's being unfaithful. Divorce her.
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