So my uncle-in-law had a crash landing in one of his planes way back now, that was a good decade or two ago now [how time flies!] Anywho, as the story goes, somehow in the crash landing he managed to get fuel on his crotch which subsequently somehow managed to ignite. He put the fire out in a rapid fashion, as one would, but I just realised that I forgot to give him a super excellent nickname.
Oh well, better late than never. Next time I see him I'm calling him "TOASTY TESTES"!
That is all. You have hereby been informed.
So my uncle-in-law had a crash landing in one of his planes way back now, that was a good decade or two ago now [how time flies!] Anywho, as the story goes, somehow in the crash landing he managed to get fuel on his crotch which subsequently somehow managed to ignite. He put the fire out in a rapid fashion, as one would, but I just realised that I forgot to give him a super excellent nickname.
Oh well, better late than never. Next time I see him I'm calling him "TOASTY TESTES"!
That is all. You have hereby been informed.
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