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So my uncle-in-law had a crash landing in one of his planes way back now, that was a good decade or two ago now [how time flies!] Anywho, as the story goes, somehow in the crash landing he managed to get fuel on his crotch which subsequently somehow managed to ignite. He put the fire out in a rapid fashion, as one would, but I just realised that I forgot to give him a super excellent nickname.

Oh well, better late than never. Next time I see him I'm calling him "TOASTY TESTES"!

That is all. You have hereby been informed.

So my uncle-in-law had a crash landing in one of his planes way back now, that was a good decade or two ago now [how time flies!] Anywho, as the story goes, somehow in the crash landing he managed to get fuel on his crotch which subsequently somehow managed to ignite. He put the fire out in a rapid fashion, as one would, but I just realised that I forgot to give him a super excellent nickname. Oh well, better late than never. Next time I see him I'm calling him "TOASTY TESTES"! That is all. You have hereby been informed.

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Is his downstairs okay?

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I'll ask him to show me... but I'm pretty sure that he's fine. The guy's ridiculously unstoppable.

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Jesus christ, I never know what to expect from you, but you better invite me out on your boat

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The engravers are hard at work on your invitation.

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Hey, good one! I haven't heard that one in ages.

I was kind of expecting instead.

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I think I'm not normal. I like it here.