My advisers told me these particular dildos will be especially valuable in the post-apocalyptic nightmare landscape economy and I believed them.
They've never steered me wrong before, so I'm sure it's totally true.
My advisers told me these particular dildos will be especially valuable in the post-apocalyptic nightmare landscape economy and I believed them.
They've never steered me wrong before, so I'm sure it's totally true.
What sets these apart from other dildos? I want to know I'm getting the primo stuff.
What sets these apart from other dildos? I want to know I'm getting the primo stuff.
Probably the PURPAL component, which i valuable for creating beverages enthusiastically favored by inner city youth".
Probably the PURPAL component, which i valuable for creating beverages enthusiastically favored by inner city youth".
Wait so you're saying as a PURPAL flavoured dildo, it provides threat-neutralizing distraction against both faggots and inner city youth? That's great value.
Wait so you're saying as a PURPAL flavoured dildo, it provides threat-neutralizing distraction against both faggots and inner city youth? That's great value.
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