I guess we'll have to team up to leverage our strengths and stuff...
Do you have a large bulk supply of purple dildos at your disposal? I take it that's why you brought it up in the first place?
My advisers told me these particular dildos will be especially valuable in the post-apocalyptic nightmare landscape economy and I believed them.
They've never steered me wrong before, so I'm sure it's totally true.
What sets these apart from other dildos? I want to know I'm getting the primo stuff.
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