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Right on, Mr Finger. Or may I can you Doodoo? Or... maybe Doodie?
I got in touch with my inner self earlier... I'm never using single ply shitter paper again.
But what if you have to take a true working-man's poo?
You just use twice as much, but greta is happy.
Then you'd better give it back to him after you've taken it!
no such thing, a working man stays hydrated and the shit weighs more than the TP you use
Paper is for the pompous ass.
Pine cone and corn cobs for the real Man's crack.
Or just use a rabbit, like bears do!
man wouldn't that be great for a luxury hotel, a pile of rabbit skins in each bathroom
I guess you couldn't flush 'em tho
The toilets in said hotel must be excellent enough to handle this!! It is a basic luxury feature!
I mean, what if you have to flush a dead hooker or something?! Super luxury hotels need to provide the best things for their guests!!
The secret is that you can fold it and make as many ply as you want. If you live with females this is a must. Those animals go through tp like crazy.
You can fold your turd?!
I don't know why you would want to.
To make as many ply as you want! You just made this assertion mere moments ago!!
OR DID I IMAGINE IT ALL?!!?!
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