Well, you do you, *buddy.* I'd not tell you how to live your life, so I certain as hell won't bother with telling you how you ought to end it. Me? I plan to die the same way as I lived: Irritated and miserable! Most importantly, I'm going to have some trusted associates amputate the hands from my corpse and preserve them in formaldehyde, that I may continue giving this disgusting world the middle finger forevermore.