If they really want my great grandmas fruitcake recipe they can have it. It tastes like shit but somehow I'm responsible for making it every year. I make some apologetic cookies as well b/c it's so bad. A time b4 refrigeration.
Your grandma's recipe isn't what they're surveying, it's recording all of your speech and documenting your location. The information is saved on a server for later, in case you ever become a "person of interest."
Indeed. But maybe this is 3D chess and they're chasing a ghost while I'm innawoods
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