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[–] [deleted] 4 pts

They groom you to need such devices. Then they shut off the services so you can't feed yourself. Also, all tablets are surveillance devices.

Use pen/paper and keep a binder of your recipes. Hand writing them out re-enforces the knowledge.

Thank me later.

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If they really want my great grandmas fruitcake recipe they can have it. It tastes like shit but somehow I'm responsible for making it every year. I make some apologetic cookies as well b/c it's so bad. A time b4 refrigeration.

[–] [deleted] 2 pts

Your grandma's recipe isn't what they're surveying, it's recording all of your speech and documenting your location. The information is saved on a server for later, in case you ever become a "person of interest."

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Indeed. But maybe this is 3D chess and they're chasing a ghost while I'm innawoods

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Um...yes?

[–] 2 pts

Hop on mumble my homosexually inclined brother from another mother.