According to obscenely overweight "real women that don't play no games", "real men" raise other dudes half black babies and subsidize their lazy fast food lifestyle something something princess juicy sweatpants..
Real men know what to drive, when to drive it and how to drive it.
Rear wheel is most fun.
I take it you've never driven around in a fwd vehicle with metal lunch trays under the rear tires with the ebrake locked?
I have not. It sounds like a poor substitute for the real thing.
Miss my old Grand Marquis. And my old Town Car. My hands-down favorites out of all of the cars I've owned. They're the only two cars of mine that had rear-wheel drive. Coincidence? Possibly.
Everything else just feels like a 'fake car.'
Dude towncar is where it is at. 86 town car most comfortable car ever.
All wheel drive is better, unless you're worried about mileage.
RWD is more fun.
Real men ride a horse, that they broke.
You win.
Real Men Drive Four Wheel drive. Change my mind.
That is cheating.
How is that cheating? :D
Did you win or did the car do it for you?
Front wheel drive is for mechanics with tiny hands. Real men with big hands prefer rear wheel drive.
Why rely on wheels at all?
Bolt a repurposed RATO kit to your roof. Blow past speed cameras at six hundred miles an hour. Give traffic police heart attacks for fun.
Also: No airbags. We die like real men.
Joking aside: RWD is more fun, though AWD is more practical. Solution: Get six more jobs and buy two cars.
Fuck it rocket propelled is the only way to go.
Real men don't drive.
Only a man who has never kicked out a rear end around a corner would say such foolishness.
Not to mention donuts in the snow. I used to love that.
Real men don't ask permission to drive, and thus don't carry driver's licenses.
Whether you're willing to drive without a license depends on your risk tolerance and density of pigs in your area. Higher risk tolerance is more manly, but taking risks can just be foolish, and foolishness is not manly.
@PMYB2 (I'm adding the ping in an edit, does it still work in an edit?)
Officers and judges totally respect the sovereign citizen. I don't see any way this could lead to problems.
Real men only risk getting into problems they can handle.
Possible bug / missing feature report: You didn't reply so I think the ping does not work when it's added in an edit.
yeah the ping worked.
sell your current vehicle. go buy a ford 4x4 diesel and youll never know want.
How is that going to beat my 240sx LS swapped(I don't actually have one of these but I want one) around the track?
in terms of speed, it wont i guess, but man, if you ever get in a pickle or really need to tow some WEIGHT, then you cant beat a good truck.
Well yeah but notice how all the plow trucks are rear wheel not 4 wheel?
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Since when are we bringing bikes into this?
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